Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Underestimate Me – That’ll Be Fun by Furiosa Excerpt Tour

 Underestimate Me – That’ll Be Fun

by Furiosa


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GENRE: Non-Fiction


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BLURB:


This book is a collection of rants, opinions, and observations on random subjects that I scribbled while running away from and toward my true self.


I hope my words can show others that there is life after years of breaking rocks on society's conformity chain gang and that real empowerment is being yourself and not what others tell you that you should be. You cannot sit and read the book of your life as it unfolds. You must write the next page yourself. That is the way to growth and to peace and yes, you can be homesick for places you have never been.


Book description by my Inner voice: This is a chunk of at times incoherent ramblings on life and people one meets as they wander aimlessly on the internet and through the so-called real world... a shambolic, circumlocutious clustershtuck of a sometimes crap-infused, possibly drug-fuelled word salad.


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EXCERPTS (Exclusive Excerpt):



Crazy women and men as victims


We all know men who wear it as a badge of honour that they dated crazy women and the sex was great. This begs the question: Would sex with a non-crazy woman be great if this same man did something different than he is now doing and didn’t leave it up to the supposedly crazy woman to make the sex great? LOL… worth considering. 


They avoid (akin to ghosting and mosting) the alleged crazy woman and then act surprised and even brag about how angry the woman was afterwards. They even boast that the woman did something like start the man’s car on fire or stab him. This is a red flag, ladies, and should tell us that either this man is attracted to crazy, violent women who don’t break up well or this man makes women angry enough to commit violent acts. Of course, there is no excuse for stabbing people or starting their cars on fire, but it is understandable that being treated poorly could bring about that much anger in the right person.


It’s usually lonely, middle-aged men who are well past their prime who brag about their so-called conquests of attracting lunatics, and you would think these men would have a little self-awareness at their age and think, “Hey! Helga started my car on fire, Big Mama Sally threw my cellphone in the toilet, Sybil stabbed me, and Elly May’s on her way over with a gun… Maybe it’s something I’m doing?” Duh! At the least, hearing a guy talk like this would help us distinguish between the good crazy and the bad crazy. These dudes are definitely the bad crazy and should be avoided as potential boyfriends and/or friends.





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AUTHOR Bio and Links:


Furiosa has been expressing her thoughts and ideas on paper, walls, and sidewalks since she could hold a crayon. Though she only recently published her first book, Underestimate Me. That’ll be Fun! She identifies as a bestselling author.  She wants you to know that being yourself is your superpower.  Furiosa loves autobiographies, classic old movies, all genres of music, chasing stars, and visiting far-flung places via roads less travelled.



CONNECT WITH Furiosa:


WEBSITE: https://furiosabooks.com/


FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/people/Furiosa-Jones/100073421539012/


GOODREADS: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/21918421.Furiosa



PURCHASE LINKS : Underestimate Me. That’ll Be Fun!


Will be FREE during the tour!!!


AMAZON.COM- https://amazon.com/dp/0228855225


BOOKSHOP-https://bookshop.org/books/underestimate-me-that-ll-be-fun-9780228855224/9780228855224


INDIGO CHAPTERS-https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/underestimate-me-thatll-be-fun/9780228855248-item.html


BARNES & NOBLE-

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/underestimate-me-thatll-be-fun-furiosa/1140324595


BOOK DEPOSITORY-https://www.bookdepository.com/Underestimate-Me-Thatll-Be-Fun-Furiosa/9780228855224



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GIVEAWAY INFORMATION and RAFFLECOPTER CODE


Furiosa will be awarding a $15 Amazon or B/N GC to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour.


3 comments:

  1. THANK YOU Momma Says for sharing my book. I’m happy to answer any questions any of you have and i can’t wait to hear your thoughts on the excerpt, cover and/or the book. Have a great day all 💕 🦋

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