Monday, October 11, 2021

FUNNY AND IRONIC Excerpt Tour


Funny and Ironic: Amazing, Happy and Feel Good Stories

by Marco Di Noia


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GENRE: Short stories (HUMOR/General)


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BLURB:


Funny short stories, ironic stories, amazing stories, animal stories, incredible stories, unusual stories, comical stories, humorous stories. Happy and feel good stories to create funny conversation, humorous conversation, a great conversation starter.



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EXCERPT (Exclusive Excerpt):


The Zebra, The Lion and The Crocodile 

In the woods, in Africa, there was a log. 

The zebra came and sat on the log because he was tired. 

Then the lion came and sat on the log. 

Then a crocodile came and sat on the log under the tree. 

They all began to talk about how hot it was, and it was good to rest in the shade on the log. When the night came, and the cool arrived. 

The zebra fell asleep. 

The lion and the crocodile stayed awake with hunger, realizing it was days since they had eaten. 

They did not want to fight each other. 

But they argued about who deserved to eat the zebra.

They could not come to an agreement, so they both savaged the zebra in his sleep.



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AUTHOR Bio and Links:


Hi, my name's Marco! I live in Sydney, Australia. I began writing stories to relieve boredom. After I wrote a few stories, I realized that they made me laugh. I kept writing and my depression went away. I am happy with the way the stories make me laugh and I hope you enjoy them too.


CONNECT WITH AUTHOR MARCO


K: @FunnyandIronicStories 

INSTAGRAM: @tigerhorse777 



PURCHASE LINKS    


AMAZON

https://amazon.com/dp/0228854067

BOOKSHOP

https://bookshop.org/books/funny-and-ironic-amazing-happy-and-feel-good-stories/9780228854067

BARNES & NOBLE

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/funny-and-ironic-amazing-happy-and-feel-good-stories-marco-dinoia/1139364503

BOOK DEPOSITORY

https://www.bookdepository.com/Funny-and-Ironic-Marco-Di-Noia/9780228854067



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GIVEAWAY INFORMATION and RAFFLECOPTER CODE


Marco Di Noia will be awarding a $15 Amazon or B/N GC to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour


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